Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?


A weekly audio podcast giving you Alonzo Bodden's unique comedic take on what's going on in the world.

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #89

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Description: 1- Thou shalt not support a democrat 2- Hey Bear, put the donut down 3- Capt obvious has spoken 4- The polls say we can make more money from a playoff 5- Do Not Sit Here 6- Bash brother shoots self 7- No more Honey Boo Boo chile, hope for us all

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #88

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Description: 1- I’m still with you brother
2- Doing nothing is too activist
3- Jesus is asking religion to leave him alone
4- I heard it on TMZ
5- Go Royals

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #87

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Description: 1- Repubs don't want to debate abortion, gay marriage or contraception. You now, their core issues

2- God's giving out pink slips

3- FOX News intolerance of Muslims matches Muslims intolerance of Americans

4- Black pastor says Obama's a gay Kenyan; FOX News confused

5- Forbes says "Even better than Reagan"

6- Ebola, Ebola and more Ebola

7- NFL players agree to wear pink ties to court when charged with domestic violence

8- Hussain Abdullah penalized for praying, just like Tebow

9- Jeter was amazing last of a dying breed. Walk off hit at Yankee Stadium and final hit against Boston. Now he's free to take your lady. Thanks Cap!

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #86

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Description: 1- NFL is a mess that needs a leader
2- Budweiser is going gangster, Tony Soprano would be proud
3- ESPN fumbles again and again and again
4- Drug tests, suspensions, suspensions of drug tests
5- I’m watching Chess
6- Republicans say drug test non users
7- Get your MRAP here kids
8- Scene from movie Crash becomes real life in my hometown
9- Smell your cabbie, no really g’head , smell him

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #85

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Description: 1- ESPN scooped by TMZ is BS
2- My NBA owner is more racist than yours
3- Sometimes you just need a punch in the mouth
4- Lowlife bullies meet big time internet
5- iPhone 6...can Siri step up?

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #84

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Description: 1- A plan for Isis
2- Look out Governor.
3- Bachman was right. We're in trouble now
4- Twisted logic of hate.
5- Wanna see me naked?
6- Football's back. Call a lawyer
7- Joan Rivers RIP

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #83

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Description: 1- They're police, not soldiers - drive a van
2- John Crawford was openly carrying a toy gun
3- ENOUGH, STOP SHOOTING
4- Thats expensive tea
5- Left and right agree that they don't like public integrity investigations
6- You're not paranoid when they are corrupt
7- I made 142 million, for nothing
8- Ice bucket challenged
9- Michael Sam sacks Johnny Football; so do the Browns
10- Suge Knight shot as the 90’s attempt revenge

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #82

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Description: 1- Summer break from school shootings to shoot black kids
2- Robin Williams is gone
3- Let's not do stupid shit
4- 2 weeks of not clearing brush
5- Welcome gov and the Klan
6- Do dogs read Craigslist?
7- We’re sick but we hate healthcare
8- We got robbed in a sketchy neighborhood
9- College payers will get paid
10- Welcome to Sturgis I was wrong

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #81

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Description: 1- I've been insulted by Rickles....comedy careers complete
2- Sarah Palin TV, cheaper than your porn site
3- Constitution smonstitution, I’m Rand Paul
4- Right of the right
5- Obama vs Israel
6- Canadian Sopranos meet Maury Povich
7- Rob Ford might be the smart one in family
8- Sexy teacher teaches boys sex
9- Sterling's out but we’re stuck with Stephen A
10- Thor’s a woman Capt America’s black The Tea Partys mad

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #80

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Description: 1- Schools out No Shootings
2- What a pretty convict you have
3- Ann Coulter hates soccer so it must be good
4- Tea party Vs Tea Party decided by black people? Only in America
5- Dick Cheney vs EVERYBODY
6- What the founding fathers meant was, read and think for yourselves

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #79 - Lookin for Good News

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Description: 1- Lookin for good news, found shootings
2- Seattle, Oregon, Vegas...I can't keep up
3- They’re not school shootings, they’re shootings that took place at a school
4- Shootings and racism are like hot dogs and apple pie
5- Obama palling around with terrorists again
6- Long beard, you must be terrorist, or Duck hunter
7- New bible endorsed by same Jesus that brought you guns
8- Obama multitasking started Iraq war while engineering economic collapse
9- C’mon Eric Cantor let's vote down Obamacare one last time
10- Congrats San Antonio
11- Congrats LA Kings
12- World Cup, it’s the greatest game blah blah blah
13- Whooping Cough is here....take that Bird Flu

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #78

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Description: 1- I’m not psychic
2- Cowards, featuring Joe The Plumber
3- #yesallwomen because we men need to know
4- I brought my gun to a restaurant
5- Fewer guns vs more racism, only in America
6- Australia did it
7- Goodbye Maya Angelou we love you, we miss you and we need you

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #77 - Guns Gunz Gunz

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Description: 1- We register cars, don't we?
2- Hello police? There's an armed militia next door
3- Insane, meet more insane
4- Race has nothing, I mean everything to do with it
5- A word from an expert
6- Guns as free speech
7- Your argument could kill me

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #76 - Sterling is the New Rust

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Description: 1- Donald Sterling's racist rant cost him the Clippers
2- Adam Silver don’t play
3- Gold-digger’s gotta dig
4- Cliven who?
5- Sarah’s crazy Supreme court is dangerous
6- A living wage might cost you your other job, dinosaurs wore saddles and other repub myths
7- Sorry PJ maybe Tesla will make a chainsaw

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #75 - Guests Roy Wood Jr. and Al Jackson

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Description: 1- Women aim too low
2- Patriotic domestic terror
3- Designed to be unintelligent
4- Planned Grand Parenthood
5- Laws are sexy

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #74 - Hello Captain Obvious

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Description: 1- Stabbing is better than shooting
2- Repubs appeal to racists? Say it ain’t so
3- Poor people better learn to buy drugs on lower minimum wage
4- 3 reasons I like republicans

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #73 - Follow the Money

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Description: 1- Supreme Court finally allows rich some representation
2- Something to buy with 100 million
3- I vote against me
4- Guns don't kill people, oh wait, they do
5- Get your bear suit
6- Coaches rich. Players nothing

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #72 - The Truth in Black and White

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Description: 1- Was that Black White or Green
2- Bullets are bad for you
3- Gay Bullies
4- Slavery, the good kind
5- Dr. Ben
6- Black Twitter & Tweets

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #71 - Airlines & Religion…neither one is flying

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Description: 1- Airline bill of rights? You have the right to pay
2- Can I see your X-rays?
3- Arizona is Western Mississippi
4- Religion's coming to an end and boy is Jesus happy

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #70 - Fair is Fair, Sort of

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Description: 1- Murder unsuccessful but attempted murder went great
2- Standing your ground depends on what color is standing
3- God's law? Which ones
4- Guys they've f**ked, no! They're not politicians
5- Knocked her out, in a straight manly way
6- LoLo is so slow
7- Met a senator and lived to tell about it
8- Buy 'Merican

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #69 - Civil Rights? No, Civil Wrongs

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Description: 1- Michael Sam is gay but it’s the NFL execs that are punks
2- Hey Michael, please assault someone to prove you belong
3- Media accuses media of media circus during media circus
4- MSNBC, stop it
5- Repubs can't create laws while busy creating fake websites
6- Hello Florida, living to grow up is a basic human right, stand on that

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #68 - What Would Martin Say

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Description: 1- What would MLK think today
2- He’d think Palin was funny too
3- Chris Christie or Chris Soprano
4- Rodman goes to rehab
5- NSA rules are a secret
6- Superbowl is set
7- Men like breasts, bet you didn’t know that
8- Michelle Obama is 50

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #67 - Nothing Changes if Nothing Changes

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Description: 1- I resolve to get fat
2- It's cold outside. Back to you Jim
3- You'll fly where we say when we say now pay your fees
4- Bridgegate is not a gate
5- News that's not news
6- Saturday Night Live hires black woman Texas hires Black coach old white man is angry
7- Finally, I can drive while black

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #66 - Merry Christmas

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Description: Merry Christmas...give someone a goat

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #65 - We Need Jesus

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Description: 1- I was in Jakarta
2- I almost gave up on evil until we hit a new low
3- Ted Cruz liked Mandela on Facebook
4- Stuart Varney tired of Pope and this whole help the poor thing
5- I finally agree with the right, Jesus, get back here

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #64

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Description: 1- Obama es no bueno
2- We don’t like him but boy is he powerful
3- Christian+ Patriot+ militia = meeting secret service
4- No its not race, you racist
5- When you get away with it, shut up
6- Fight the war on Christmas, get to a mall

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #63

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Description: Things Ain't Always As They Seem

1- Healthcare.gov the same as Katrina except for the dead and homeless people
2- Chris Christy is not approved by conventional racist homophobes
3- Dave Wilson wants to be black Well watch out for the police
4- Melissa Bachman is not related to Michelle Bachman which is even scarier because now we know there's 2 of them
5- Tips are cash not advice or your close minded hate
6- There seemed to be no hope until bat kid rescued all of us

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #62

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Description: From the Outside Looking In

1- Live from Canada
2- Mayors on crack
3- Reasonable Republican?
4- Suzanne's blonde moment
5- Unlikely supporter
6- Go Clippers
7- Rule 62

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #61

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Description: We’re Movin! Are we movin fwd or backward? I dunno but we are movin...

Fwd Darrel Wallace wins at NASCAR
Backward Shopping at Barneys? Bring your pay stub
Backward Voting rights laws
Fwd Judge admits he screwed up on voting rights laws
HOPE kids react to Cheerios commercial

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #60

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Description: Have a plan, whether you...
1-shut down the government
2-legalize weed or
3-watch the end of days

Please, Have a plan

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