Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?


A weekly audio podcast giving you Alonzo Bodden's unique comedic take on what's going on in the world.

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #74 - Hello Captain Obvious

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Description: 1- Stabbing is better than shooting
2- Repubs appeal to racists? Say it ain’t so
3- Poor people better learn to buy drugs on lower minimum wage
4- 3 reasons I like republicans

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #73 - Follow the Money

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Description: 1- Supreme Court finally allows rich some representation
2- Something to buy with 100 million
3- I vote against me
4- Guns don't kill people, oh wait, they do
5- Get your bear suit
6- Coaches rich. Players nothing

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #72 - The Truth in Black and White

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Description: 1- Was that Black White or Green
2- Bullets are bad for you
3- Gay Bullies
4- Slavery, the good kind
5- Dr. Ben
6- Black Twitter & Tweets

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #71 - Airlines & Religion…neither one is flying

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Description: 1- Airline bill of rights? You have the right to pay
2- Can I see your X-rays?
3- Arizona is Western Mississippi
4- Religion's coming to an end and boy is Jesus happy

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #70 - Fair is Fair, Sort of

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Description: 1- Murder unsuccessful but attempted murder went great
2- Standing your ground depends on what color is standing
3- God's law? Which ones
4- Guys they've f**ked, no! They're not politicians
5- Knocked her out, in a straight manly way
6- LoLo is so slow
7- Met a senator and lived to tell about it
8- Buy 'Merican

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #69 - Civil Rights? No, Civil Wrongs

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Description: 1- Michael Sam is gay but it’s the NFL execs that are punks
2- Hey Michael, please assault someone to prove you belong
3- Media accuses media of media circus during media circus
4- MSNBC, stop it
5- Repubs can't create laws while busy creating fake websites
6- Hello Florida, living to grow up is a basic human right, stand on that

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #68 - What Would Martin Say

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Description: 1- What would MLK think today
2- He’d think Palin was funny too
3- Chris Christie or Chris Soprano
4- Rodman goes to rehab
5- NSA rules are a secret
6- Superbowl is set
7- Men like breasts, bet you didn’t know that
8- Michelle Obama is 50

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #67 - Nothing Changes if Nothing Changes

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Description: 1- I resolve to get fat
2- It's cold outside. Back to you Jim
3- You'll fly where we say when we say now pay your fees
4- Bridgegate is not a gate
5- News that's not news
6- Saturday Night Live hires black woman Texas hires Black coach old white man is angry
7- Finally, I can drive while black

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #66 - Merry Christmas

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Description: Merry Christmas...give someone a goat

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #65 - We Need Jesus

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Description: 1- I was in Jakarta
2- I almost gave up on evil until we hit a new low
3- Ted Cruz liked Mandela on Facebook
4- Stuart Varney tired of Pope and this whole help the poor thing
5- I finally agree with the right, Jesus, get back here

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #64

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Description: 1- Obama es no bueno
2- We don’t like him but boy is he powerful
3- Christian+ Patriot+ militia = meeting secret service
4- No its not race, you racist
5- When you get away with it, shut up
6- Fight the war on Christmas, get to a mall

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #63

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Description: Things Ain't Always As They Seem

1- Healthcare.gov the same as Katrina except for the dead and homeless people
2- Chris Christy is not approved by conventional racist homophobes
3- Dave Wilson wants to be black Well watch out for the police
4- Melissa Bachman is not related to Michelle Bachman which is even scarier because now we know there's 2 of them
5- Tips are cash not advice or your close minded hate
6- There seemed to be no hope until bat kid rescued all of us

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #62

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Description: From the Outside Looking In

1- Live from Canada
2- Mayors on crack
3- Reasonable Republican?
4- Suzanne's blonde moment
5- Unlikely supporter
6- Go Clippers
7- Rule 62

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #61

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Description: We’re Movin! Are we movin fwd or backward? I dunno but we are movin...

Fwd Darrel Wallace wins at NASCAR
Backward Shopping at Barneys? Bring your pay stub
Backward Voting rights laws
Fwd Judge admits he screwed up on voting rights laws
HOPE kids react to Cheerios commercial

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #60

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Description: Have a plan, whether you...
1-shut down the government
2-legalize weed or
3-watch the end of days

Please, Have a plan

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #59

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Description: 1- Shut em down! Shut ‘em, Shut ‘em Down
2- Man up and shut down everything
3- Uh fellas, the heatlh care law still went into effect
4- Approval rating? Congress loses to president, of Russia
5- Race to the bottom and we all lose

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #58

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Description: 1-Another mass shooting, business as usual
2-New gun laws, No Gun laws, No new gun laws
3-Take guns from mentally ill? Hell they won’t take them from the blind
4- Nothing changes if Nothing changes from cops to congress
5- Another scary black man shot
6- Defund Obamacare or we will shut down the government, again, no really, this time we mean it, sort of, we will
7- Beanie Babies in trouble
8- Crime doesn’t pay Video games about crime pay a fortune
9 -Texas says, Science , we don’t need no stinking science
10- I’m going on cruise and ill be back cuz its not Carnival


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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #57

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Description: 1- Sanity in Syria US and Russia agree to let UN inspect and destroy weapons to avoid airstrikes and save face

2- This week I’m going with stupid and sports

3- Zimmerman at it again altercation with wife and father in law IPad smashed Zimmerman hitting head again he’s always hit in head and of course no charges filed. He’s neighborhood watch captain its time to move out of neighborhood

4- Iowa says its ok for blind people to carry guns in public, my question, why is it not ok for blind people to drive to range or on the hunting trip Oh I forgot, there’s an eye test for drivers license but not for gun ownership

5- Oklahoma state players I didn’t go to study I went to play football. Sports Illustrated reports that tutors did work for athletes (yawn) nothing new Dez Bryant cheated in college, really, the player that set a new NFL low for being arrested for domestic violence against his MOTHER didn’t go to class, I’ll be damned Les Miles the former coach and T Boone Pickens the billionaire of course deny allegations you can see where the players would be lying, not the coach that went to an even bigger job or the billionaire who built stadium

6- Johnny Manziel 3 touchdowns after his half game suspension 464 yards against Alabama, I guess his autograph is worth something. The ultimate hypocrisy CBS has Johnny cam to follow just him on field but, he shouldn’t get paid…

7- Von Miller suspended for driving without license while on suspension for substance abuse c’mon Von, hit somebody and score the triple

8- What did you do last night Floyd Mayweather made 41 million dollars? Stay in school kids

9- Coach K madly in love with Beyoncé Introduces self after giving speech Cool coach is a mess, how fine is she

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #56

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Description: 1- Was that Obama or Bush I heard?
2- Confounded Confederates
3- Missouri out to shoot constitution
4- Pro football is back, in college

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #55

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #54

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Description: 1- Pray for Mississippi
2- Anti Obamacare is getting sick
3- I’ll sue you to charge me more cuz I’m crazy
4- Wal Mart people, pay & problems
5- NCAA may have to free indentured servants, I mean college athletes
6- A Rod hits the guy who hit him
7- The Butler

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #53

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Description: 1- Cecil Gaines, The Butler
2- North Carolina moving backwards
3- Virginia staying backwards
4- Texas, well theyre just Texas
5- Damn constitution stopped a frisky Bloomberg
6- Someone please save Chicago
7- Deficit is dropping Both sides anxious to take credit for not giving credit
8- Oprah dissed, may buy Stitzerland
9- You can’t name your kid Messiah, just ask God

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #52

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Description: 1- Why Blame A-Rod
2- The Steroid era A few good years
3- Youre not conservative enough Stop Reading
4- A Weiner by any other Name
5- The artist known as Jay-Z
6- Goodbye George Duke, Thanks

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #51

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Description: 1- I Love Montreal
2- Carlos Danger for Mayor
3- You need a therapist, or Jesus depends on which side your on
4- My boss made my annual salary TODAY
5- White Supremacist named black quits I can’t make that up
6- How many babies can you afford
7- Baseball and juice
8- Baby Prince George who I don’t care about but must mention by law
9- Surfers riot no, really, they did. dude, wtf????

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #50

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Description: 1- No one does a good job
2- Especially not Florida lawmakers and juries
3- Good luck black teenagers it aint going to be easy
4- Texas, still crazy after all these years

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #49

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Description: 1- Suspect in North Carolina
2- Trayvon was in better shape than Zimmerman, so?
3- Where’s the Outrage New title for my TV special? Nope , a real question
4- Kids aren’t driving,
5- Long John Silver Wins
6- Dwight Howard Taking talents to Houston
7- You thought you were a sports fan?
8- The great Flip Flop Controversy. I found the outrage

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #48

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Description: 1- Recording a live show? STOP IT
2- Gays Getting hitched Humans , not Bert and Ernie
3- Haters hatin
4- Got gay marriage right now lets work on that race thing
5- Quickest trial ever
6- Black kids have super powers?
7- Curtis Flowers, 0 for 6
8- Sorry Lauryn , you gotta pay
9- Test the Farmers
10- Aaron Hernandez you should watch CSI
11- 128 vs 129
12- Condolences to families of firefighters

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #47

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Description: 1- I’m back , no music listener inputs and some funny added
2- LA Press Club dinner EXTRA EXTRA Carl Reiner says I am “F**king Outstanding”
3- Discrimination no longer exists Well at least not in places that used to discriminate
4- Trevon Martin family glad discrimination no longer exists because judging by this jury…
5- Sarah is back and the Momma Grizzly doesn’t want illegals in her den
6- 1% of1% says you don’t matter
7- Get that kid a shotgun
8- CONGRATS LeBron and the HEAT

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #46

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Description: 1- Theres gonna be some changes around here
2- Which way do I go
3- Bachman steps down maybe smart is winning
4- Rasslers offend Tea baggers
5- Don’t stare at me
6- DNA collection ok Nancy Grace ecstatic
7- Heat Heat Heat

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #45

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Description: 1- Its Scandal season, personally, I miss SARS
2- Benghazi, Ben Messy what happens when secret source is a liar and you are a sucker
3- AP Phone records who knew they hated Obama more than they love foiling plots
4- House votes against Obamacare, its only the 37th time you voted against a law approved by supreme court , way to not waste time & money
5- Banks play morality card , no really, ,the bankers used the word morality, c’mon, stop it, you’re killing me
6- And you thought Bachman was crazy, well she is, but we can top her

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