Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?


A weekly audio podcast giving you Alonzo Bodden's unique comedic take on what's going on in the world.

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #94

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Description: 1- Cheney loves torture
2- Everyone knew about enhanced interrogation except the head of interrogation
3- Speaking of Interrogation, we won't be seeing it
4- US and Cuba get along better than Barack Obama and congress
5- I’ll take cars for 1000 a month Alex
6- Vote for me at blowme.org
7- Open carry, open fire
8- Surgeon general is hired
9- Uber in Uber trouble

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #93

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Description: 1- Sadly here we go again now its Eric Garner
2- Jon Stewart couldn’t make a joke Rand Paul was a joke
3- Imagine if he’d been white
4- Who’s afraid of a large black man? Apparently Charles you are...
5- Athletes can protest, I mean, they’re large black men
6- Criming While White
7- What MLK really did
8- True Hero cops are overshadowed by the cowards but they do exist
9- Let's stop this, I want to be funny again

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #92 - Ferguson

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Description: 1- Nothing changes if nothing changes and nothing has changed

2- Happy Thanksgiving Don’t get trampled

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #91

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Description: 1- Cosby...I can’t call it
2- Two realities, one country
3- What if we tax the guns
4- My religion doesn’t affect you until it does
5- You’re an immigrant. My grandfather was an immigrant but I forget that
6- Lets get this war on Christmas started early, like Black Friday sales
7- Liberal quarantine? Yes, please, we all have ebola stay away from us and our money

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #90

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Description: 1- Merry Christmas GOP the Dems have decided to give you the Senate
2- Haitian immigrant is ok but that Kenyan Immigrant is still a problem
3- We promise not to shut down government like last time we shut down government
4- Don’t worry, we’re still crazy
5- I just hooked up with a hot cheerleader, what do you mean illegal?

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #89

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Description: 1- Thou shalt not support a democrat 2- Hey Bear, put the donut down 3- Capt obvious has spoken 4- The polls say we can make more money from a playoff 5- Do Not Sit Here 6- Bash brother shoots self 7- No more Honey Boo Boo chile, hope for us all

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #88

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Description: 1- I’m still with you brother
2- Doing nothing is too activist
3- Jesus is asking religion to leave him alone
4- I heard it on TMZ
5- Go Royals

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #87

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Description: 1- Repubs don't want to debate abortion, gay marriage or contraception. You now, their core issues

2- God's giving out pink slips

3- FOX News intolerance of Muslims matches Muslims intolerance of Americans

4- Black pastor says Obama's a gay Kenyan; FOX News confused

5- Forbes says "Even better than Reagan"

6- Ebola, Ebola and more Ebola

7- NFL players agree to wear pink ties to court when charged with domestic violence

8- Hussain Abdullah penalized for praying, just like Tebow

9- Jeter was amazing last of a dying breed. Walk off hit at Yankee Stadium and final hit against Boston. Now he's free to take your lady. Thanks Cap!

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #86

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Description: 1- NFL is a mess that needs a leader
2- Budweiser is going gangster, Tony Soprano would be proud
3- ESPN fumbles again and again and again
4- Drug tests, suspensions, suspensions of drug tests
5- I’m watching Chess
6- Republicans say drug test non users
7- Get your MRAP here kids
8- Scene from movie Crash becomes real life in my hometown
9- Smell your cabbie, no really g’head , smell him

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #85

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Description: 1- ESPN scooped by TMZ is BS
2- My NBA owner is more racist than yours
3- Sometimes you just need a punch in the mouth
4- Lowlife bullies meet big time internet
5- iPhone 6...can Siri step up?

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #84

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Description: 1- A plan for Isis
2- Look out Governor.
3- Bachman was right. We're in trouble now
4- Twisted logic of hate.
5- Wanna see me naked?
6- Football's back. Call a lawyer
7- Joan Rivers RIP

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #83

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Description: 1- They're police, not soldiers - drive a van
2- John Crawford was openly carrying a toy gun
3- ENOUGH, STOP SHOOTING
4- Thats expensive tea
5- Left and right agree that they don't like public integrity investigations
6- You're not paranoid when they are corrupt
7- I made 142 million, for nothing
8- Ice bucket challenged
9- Michael Sam sacks Johnny Football; so do the Browns
10- Suge Knight shot as the 90’s attempt revenge

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #82

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Description: 1- Summer break from school shootings to shoot black kids
2- Robin Williams is gone
3- Let's not do stupid shit
4- 2 weeks of not clearing brush
5- Welcome gov and the Klan
6- Do dogs read Craigslist?
7- We’re sick but we hate healthcare
8- We got robbed in a sketchy neighborhood
9- College payers will get paid
10- Welcome to Sturgis I was wrong

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #81

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Description: 1- I've been insulted by Rickles....comedy careers complete
2- Sarah Palin TV, cheaper than your porn site
3- Constitution smonstitution, I’m Rand Paul
4- Right of the right
5- Obama vs Israel
6- Canadian Sopranos meet Maury Povich
7- Rob Ford might be the smart one in family
8- Sexy teacher teaches boys sex
9- Sterling's out but we’re stuck with Stephen A
10- Thor’s a woman Capt America’s black The Tea Partys mad

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #80

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Description: 1- Schools out No Shootings
2- What a pretty convict you have
3- Ann Coulter hates soccer so it must be good
4- Tea party Vs Tea Party decided by black people? Only in America
5- Dick Cheney vs EVERYBODY
6- What the founding fathers meant was, read and think for yourselves

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #79 - Lookin for Good News

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Description: 1- Lookin for good news, found shootings
2- Seattle, Oregon, Vegas...I can't keep up
3- They’re not school shootings, they’re shootings that took place at a school
4- Shootings and racism are like hot dogs and apple pie
5- Obama palling around with terrorists again
6- Long beard, you must be terrorist, or Duck hunter
7- New bible endorsed by same Jesus that brought you guns
8- Obama multitasking started Iraq war while engineering economic collapse
9- C’mon Eric Cantor let's vote down Obamacare one last time
10- Congrats San Antonio
11- Congrats LA Kings
12- World Cup, it’s the greatest game blah blah blah
13- Whooping Cough is here....take that Bird Flu

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #78

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Description: 1- I’m not psychic
2- Cowards, featuring Joe The Plumber
3- #yesallwomen because we men need to know
4- I brought my gun to a restaurant
5- Fewer guns vs more racism, only in America
6- Australia did it
7- Goodbye Maya Angelou we love you, we miss you and we need you

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #77 - Guns Gunz Gunz

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Description: 1- We register cars, don't we?
2- Hello police? There's an armed militia next door
3- Insane, meet more insane
4- Race has nothing, I mean everything to do with it
5- A word from an expert
6- Guns as free speech
7- Your argument could kill me

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #76 - Sterling is the New Rust

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Description: 1- Donald Sterling's racist rant cost him the Clippers
2- Adam Silver don’t play
3- Gold-digger’s gotta dig
4- Cliven who?
5- Sarah’s crazy Supreme court is dangerous
6- A living wage might cost you your other job, dinosaurs wore saddles and other repub myths
7- Sorry PJ maybe Tesla will make a chainsaw

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #75 - Guests Roy Wood Jr. and Al Jackson

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Description: 1- Women aim too low
2- Patriotic domestic terror
3- Designed to be unintelligent
4- Planned Grand Parenthood
5- Laws are sexy

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #74 - Hello Captain Obvious

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Description: 1- Stabbing is better than shooting
2- Repubs appeal to racists? Say it ain’t so
3- Poor people better learn to buy drugs on lower minimum wage
4- 3 reasons I like republicans

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #73 - Follow the Money

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Description: 1- Supreme Court finally allows rich some representation
2- Something to buy with 100 million
3- I vote against me
4- Guns don't kill people, oh wait, they do
5- Get your bear suit
6- Coaches rich. Players nothing

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #72 - The Truth in Black and White

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Description: 1- Was that Black White or Green
2- Bullets are bad for you
3- Gay Bullies
4- Slavery, the good kind
5- Dr. Ben
6- Black Twitter & Tweets

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #71 - Airlines & Religion…neither one is flying

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Description: 1- Airline bill of rights? You have the right to pay
2- Can I see your X-rays?
3- Arizona is Western Mississippi
4- Religion's coming to an end and boy is Jesus happy

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #70 - Fair is Fair, Sort of

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Description: 1- Murder unsuccessful but attempted murder went great
2- Standing your ground depends on what color is standing
3- God's law? Which ones
4- Guys they've f**ked, no! They're not politicians
5- Knocked her out, in a straight manly way
6- LoLo is so slow
7- Met a senator and lived to tell about it
8- Buy 'Merican

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #69 - Civil Rights? No, Civil Wrongs

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Description: 1- Michael Sam is gay but it’s the NFL execs that are punks
2- Hey Michael, please assault someone to prove you belong
3- Media accuses media of media circus during media circus
4- MSNBC, stop it
5- Repubs can't create laws while busy creating fake websites
6- Hello Florida, living to grow up is a basic human right, stand on that

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #68 - What Would Martin Say

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Description: 1- What would MLK think today
2- He’d think Palin was funny too
3- Chris Christie or Chris Soprano
4- Rodman goes to rehab
5- NSA rules are a secret
6- Superbowl is set
7- Men like breasts, bet you didn’t know that
8- Michelle Obama is 50

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #67 - Nothing Changes if Nothing Changes

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Description: 1- I resolve to get fat
2- It's cold outside. Back to you Jim
3- You'll fly where we say when we say now pay your fees
4- Bridgegate is not a gate
5- News that's not news
6- Saturday Night Live hires black woman Texas hires Black coach old white man is angry
7- Finally, I can drive while black

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #66 - Merry Christmas

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Description: Merry Christmas...give someone a goat

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #65 - We Need Jesus

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Description: 1- I was in Jakarta
2- I almost gave up on evil until we hit a new low
3- Ted Cruz liked Mandela on Facebook
4- Stuart Varney tired of Pope and this whole help the poor thing
5- I finally agree with the right, Jesus, get back here

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