Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?


A weekly audio podcast giving you Alonzo Bodden's unique comedic take on what's going on in the world.

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #80

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Description: 1- Schools out No Shootings
2- What a pretty convict you have
3- Ann Coulter hates soccer so it must be good
4- Tea party Vs Tea Party decided by black people? Only in America
5- Dick Cheney vs EVERYBODY
6- What the founding fathers meant was, read and think for yourselves

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #79 - Lookin for Good News

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Description: 1- Lookin for good news, found shootings
2- Seattle, Oregon, Vegas...I can't keep up
3- They’re not school shootings, they’re shootings that took place at a school
4- Shootings and racism are like hot dogs and apple pie
5- Obama palling around with terrorists again
6- Long beard, you must be terrorist, or Duck hunter
7- New bible endorsed by same Jesus that brought you guns
8- Obama multitasking started Iraq war while engineering economic collapse
9- C’mon Eric Cantor let's vote down Obamacare one last time
10- Congrats San Antonio
11- Congrats LA Kings
12- World Cup, it’s the greatest game blah blah blah
13- Whooping Cough is here....take that Bird Flu

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #78

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Description: 1- I’m not psychic
2- Cowards, featuring Joe The Plumber
3- #yesallwomen because we men need to know
4- I brought my gun to a restaurant
5- Fewer guns vs more racism, only in America
6- Australia did it
7- Goodbye Maya Angelou we love you, we miss you and we need you

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #77 - Guns Gunz Gunz

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Description: 1- We register cars, don't we?
2- Hello police? There's an armed militia next door
3- Insane, meet more insane
4- Race has nothing, I mean everything to do with it
5- A word from an expert
6- Guns as free speech
7- Your argument could kill me

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #76 - Sterling is the New Rust

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Description: 1- Donald Sterling's racist rant cost him the Clippers
2- Adam Silver don’t play
3- Gold-digger’s gotta dig
4- Cliven who?
5- Sarah’s crazy Supreme court is dangerous
6- A living wage might cost you your other job, dinosaurs wore saddles and other repub myths
7- Sorry PJ maybe Tesla will make a chainsaw

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #75 - Guests Roy Wood Jr. and Al Jackson

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Description: 1- Women aim too low
2- Patriotic domestic terror
3- Designed to be unintelligent
4- Planned Grand Parenthood
5- Laws are sexy

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #74 - Hello Captain Obvious

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Description: 1- Stabbing is better than shooting
2- Repubs appeal to racists? Say it ain’t so
3- Poor people better learn to buy drugs on lower minimum wage
4- 3 reasons I like republicans

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #73 - Follow the Money

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Description: 1- Supreme Court finally allows rich some representation
2- Something to buy with 100 million
3- I vote against me
4- Guns don't kill people, oh wait, they do
5- Get your bear suit
6- Coaches rich. Players nothing

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #72 - The Truth in Black and White

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Description: 1- Was that Black White or Green
2- Bullets are bad for you
3- Gay Bullies
4- Slavery, the good kind
5- Dr. Ben
6- Black Twitter & Tweets

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #71 - Airlines & Religion…neither one is flying

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Description: 1- Airline bill of rights? You have the right to pay
2- Can I see your X-rays?
3- Arizona is Western Mississippi
4- Religion's coming to an end and boy is Jesus happy

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #70 - Fair is Fair, Sort of

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Description: 1- Murder unsuccessful but attempted murder went great
2- Standing your ground depends on what color is standing
3- God's law? Which ones
4- Guys they've f**ked, no! They're not politicians
5- Knocked her out, in a straight manly way
6- LoLo is so slow
7- Met a senator and lived to tell about it
8- Buy 'Merican

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #69 - Civil Rights? No, Civil Wrongs

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Description: 1- Michael Sam is gay but it’s the NFL execs that are punks
2- Hey Michael, please assault someone to prove you belong
3- Media accuses media of media circus during media circus
4- MSNBC, stop it
5- Repubs can't create laws while busy creating fake websites
6- Hello Florida, living to grow up is a basic human right, stand on that

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #68 - What Would Martin Say

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Description: 1- What would MLK think today
2- He’d think Palin was funny too
3- Chris Christie or Chris Soprano
4- Rodman goes to rehab
5- NSA rules are a secret
6- Superbowl is set
7- Men like breasts, bet you didn’t know that
8- Michelle Obama is 50

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #67 - Nothing Changes if Nothing Changes

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Description: 1- I resolve to get fat
2- It's cold outside. Back to you Jim
3- You'll fly where we say when we say now pay your fees
4- Bridgegate is not a gate
5- News that's not news
6- Saturday Night Live hires black woman Texas hires Black coach old white man is angry
7- Finally, I can drive while black

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #66 - Merry Christmas

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Description: Merry Christmas...give someone a goat

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #65 - We Need Jesus

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Description: 1- I was in Jakarta
2- I almost gave up on evil until we hit a new low
3- Ted Cruz liked Mandela on Facebook
4- Stuart Varney tired of Pope and this whole help the poor thing
5- I finally agree with the right, Jesus, get back here

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #64

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Description: 1- Obama es no bueno
2- We don’t like him but boy is he powerful
3- Christian+ Patriot+ militia = meeting secret service
4- No its not race, you racist
5- When you get away with it, shut up
6- Fight the war on Christmas, get to a mall

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #63

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Description: Things Ain't Always As They Seem

1- Healthcare.gov the same as Katrina except for the dead and homeless people
2- Chris Christy is not approved by conventional racist homophobes
3- Dave Wilson wants to be black Well watch out for the police
4- Melissa Bachman is not related to Michelle Bachman which is even scarier because now we know there's 2 of them
5- Tips are cash not advice or your close minded hate
6- There seemed to be no hope until bat kid rescued all of us

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #62

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Description: From the Outside Looking In

1- Live from Canada
2- Mayors on crack
3- Reasonable Republican?
4- Suzanne's blonde moment
5- Unlikely supporter
6- Go Clippers
7- Rule 62

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #61

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Description: We’re Movin! Are we movin fwd or backward? I dunno but we are movin...

Fwd Darrel Wallace wins at NASCAR
Backward Shopping at Barneys? Bring your pay stub
Backward Voting rights laws
Fwd Judge admits he screwed up on voting rights laws
HOPE kids react to Cheerios commercial

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #60

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Description: Have a plan, whether you...
1-shut down the government
2-legalize weed or
3-watch the end of days

Please, Have a plan

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #59

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Description: 1- Shut em down! Shut ‘em, Shut ‘em Down
2- Man up and shut down everything
3- Uh fellas, the heatlh care law still went into effect
4- Approval rating? Congress loses to president, of Russia
5- Race to the bottom and we all lose

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #58

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Description: 1-Another mass shooting, business as usual
2-New gun laws, No Gun laws, No new gun laws
3-Take guns from mentally ill? Hell they won’t take them from the blind
4- Nothing changes if Nothing changes from cops to congress
5- Another scary black man shot
6- Defund Obamacare or we will shut down the government, again, no really, this time we mean it, sort of, we will
7- Beanie Babies in trouble
8- Crime doesn’t pay Video games about crime pay a fortune
9 -Texas says, Science , we don’t need no stinking science
10- I’m going on cruise and ill be back cuz its not Carnival


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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #57

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Description: 1- Sanity in Syria US and Russia agree to let UN inspect and destroy weapons to avoid airstrikes and save face

2- This week I’m going with stupid and sports

3- Zimmerman at it again altercation with wife and father in law IPad smashed Zimmerman hitting head again he’s always hit in head and of course no charges filed. He’s neighborhood watch captain its time to move out of neighborhood

4- Iowa says its ok for blind people to carry guns in public, my question, why is it not ok for blind people to drive to range or on the hunting trip Oh I forgot, there’s an eye test for drivers license but not for gun ownership

5- Oklahoma state players I didn’t go to study I went to play football. Sports Illustrated reports that tutors did work for athletes (yawn) nothing new Dez Bryant cheated in college, really, the player that set a new NFL low for being arrested for domestic violence against his MOTHER didn’t go to class, I’ll be damned Les Miles the former coach and T Boone Pickens the billionaire of course deny allegations you can see where the players would be lying, not the coach that went to an even bigger job or the billionaire who built stadium

6- Johnny Manziel 3 touchdowns after his half game suspension 464 yards against Alabama, I guess his autograph is worth something. The ultimate hypocrisy CBS has Johnny cam to follow just him on field but, he shouldn’t get paid…

7- Von Miller suspended for driving without license while on suspension for substance abuse c’mon Von, hit somebody and score the triple

8- What did you do last night Floyd Mayweather made 41 million dollars? Stay in school kids

9- Coach K madly in love with Beyoncé Introduces self after giving speech Cool coach is a mess, how fine is she

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #56

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Description: 1- Was that Obama or Bush I heard?
2- Confounded Confederates
3- Missouri out to shoot constitution
4- Pro football is back, in college

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #54

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Description: 1- Pray for Mississippi
2- Anti Obamacare is getting sick
3- I’ll sue you to charge me more cuz I’m crazy
4- Wal Mart people, pay & problems
5- NCAA may have to free indentured servants, I mean college athletes
6- A Rod hits the guy who hit him
7- The Butler

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #53

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Description: 1- Cecil Gaines, The Butler
2- North Carolina moving backwards
3- Virginia staying backwards
4- Texas, well theyre just Texas
5- Damn constitution stopped a frisky Bloomberg
6- Someone please save Chicago
7- Deficit is dropping Both sides anxious to take credit for not giving credit
8- Oprah dissed, may buy Stitzerland
9- You can’t name your kid Messiah, just ask God

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Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #52

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Description: 1- Why Blame A-Rod
2- The Steroid era A few good years
3- Youre not conservative enough Stop Reading
4- A Weiner by any other Name
5- The artist known as Jay-Z
6- Goodbye George Duke, Thanks

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #51

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Description: 1- I Love Montreal
2- Carlos Danger for Mayor
3- You need a therapist, or Jesus depends on which side your on
4- My boss made my annual salary TODAY
5- White Supremacist named black quits I can’t make that up
6- How many babies can you afford
7- Baseball and juice
8- Baby Prince George who I don’t care about but must mention by law
9- Surfers riot no, really, they did. dude, wtf????

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