Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?


A weekly audio podcast giving you Alonzo Bodden's unique comedic take on what's going on in the world.

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #103

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Description: 1- Black Lives Matter?
2- I’m sensing a pattern here?
3- Fight the power to I can’t breathe
4- Hey Dems, let's support a candidate that runs
5- Stand with Rand Paul, bring your skates
6- From his team to our Games
7- Thanks Canada

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #102

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Description: 1- Broken hoof
2- Welcome to school...we hate you
3- You're innocent at last
4- We hate gays but we love money just like Jesus
5- Ted Cruz for ahhh forget it
6- Go Cats, Go for the money

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #101

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Description: 1- Where are the good guys?
2- 2015 meet 1965
3- God's health care plan
4- Bracket$$$

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #100

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Description: 1- Live from St. Thomas
2- God don't want no married gays gettin' health insurance
3- War on terror on a budget
4- I ran for president. Please buy my book
5- Emails? What emails?
6- Hold please
7- No credit, bad credit, no problem

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #99

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Description: 1- He doesn’t lead cuz we won’t follow
2- The people? HA
3- My activist judge is better than your activist judge
4- A genuine caper
5- Beagle wins, PETA loses
6- Free Range Kids

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #98

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Description: 1- Goodbye Mr. Stewart
2- I misremembered lying
3- Dr’s, Twitter, Same thing
4- Saintly Sinners
5- Kanye Kanye Kanye
6- That’s my beer
7- Capt Obvious strikes again
8- BBW

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #97 - The State of the Union

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Description: Barry got his SWAG back

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #96

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Description: 1- France fights back with the sword and the pen
2- Politicians blaming each other what country is this
3- Magical senate works pretty fast
4- Spend more get less: that's the democrat's way
5- Congressional diversity in 1922
6- Free college? Not while there are prisons
7- Texas is shaky

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #95

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Description: 1- Happy New Year
2- Angry New Congress
3- Slow Down Officers
4- How Bout Dem Cowboys
5- New Year, Old Resolution
6- Sarah’s Still Here
7- Goodbye Stuart Scott

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #94

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Description: 1- Cheney loves torture
2- Everyone knew about enhanced interrogation except the head of interrogation
3- Speaking of Interrogation, we won't be seeing it
4- US and Cuba get along better than Barack Obama and congress
5- I’ll take cars for 1000 a month Alex
6- Vote for me at blowme.org
7- Open carry, open fire
8- Surgeon general is hired
9- Uber in Uber trouble

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #93

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Description: 1- Sadly here we go again now its Eric Garner
2- Jon Stewart couldn’t make a joke Rand Paul was a joke
3- Imagine if he’d been white
4- Who’s afraid of a large black man? Apparently Charles you are...
5- Athletes can protest, I mean, they’re large black men
6- Criming While White
7- What MLK really did
8- True Hero cops are overshadowed by the cowards but they do exist
9- Let's stop this, I want to be funny again

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #92 - Ferguson

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Description: 1- Nothing changes if nothing changes and nothing has changed

2- Happy Thanksgiving Don’t get trampled

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #91

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Description: 1- Cosby...I can’t call it
2- Two realities, one country
3- What if we tax the guns
4- My religion doesn’t affect you until it does
5- You’re an immigrant. My grandfather was an immigrant but I forget that
6- Lets get this war on Christmas started early, like Black Friday sales
7- Liberal quarantine? Yes, please, we all have ebola stay away from us and our money

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #90

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Description: 1- Merry Christmas GOP the Dems have decided to give you the Senate
2- Haitian immigrant is ok but that Kenyan Immigrant is still a problem
3- We promise not to shut down government like last time we shut down government
4- Don’t worry, we’re still crazy
5- I just hooked up with a hot cheerleader, what do you mean illegal?

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #89

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Description: 1- Thou shalt not support a democrat 2- Hey Bear, put the donut down 3- Capt obvious has spoken 4- The polls say we can make more money from a playoff 5- Do Not Sit Here 6- Bash brother shoots self 7- No more Honey Boo Boo chile, hope for us all

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #88

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Description: 1- I’m still with you brother
2- Doing nothing is too activist
3- Jesus is asking religion to leave him alone
4- I heard it on TMZ
5- Go Royals

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #87

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Description: 1- Repubs don't want to debate abortion, gay marriage or contraception. You now, their core issues

2- God's giving out pink slips

3- FOX News intolerance of Muslims matches Muslims intolerance of Americans

4- Black pastor says Obama's a gay Kenyan; FOX News confused

5- Forbes says "Even better than Reagan"

6- Ebola, Ebola and more Ebola

7- NFL players agree to wear pink ties to court when charged with domestic violence

8- Hussain Abdullah penalized for praying, just like Tebow

9- Jeter was amazing last of a dying breed. Walk off hit at Yankee Stadium and final hit against Boston. Now he's free to take your lady. Thanks Cap!

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #86

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Description: 1- NFL is a mess that needs a leader
2- Budweiser is going gangster, Tony Soprano would be proud
3- ESPN fumbles again and again and again
4- Drug tests, suspensions, suspensions of drug tests
5- I’m watching Chess
6- Republicans say drug test non users
7- Get your MRAP here kids
8- Scene from movie Crash becomes real life in my hometown
9- Smell your cabbie, no really g’head , smell him

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #85

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Description: 1- ESPN scooped by TMZ is BS
2- My NBA owner is more racist than yours
3- Sometimes you just need a punch in the mouth
4- Lowlife bullies meet big time internet
5- iPhone 6...can Siri step up?

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #84

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Description: 1- A plan for Isis
2- Look out Governor.
3- Bachman was right. We're in trouble now
4- Twisted logic of hate.
5- Wanna see me naked?
6- Football's back. Call a lawyer
7- Joan Rivers RIP

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #83

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Description: 1- They're police, not soldiers - drive a van
2- John Crawford was openly carrying a toy gun
3- ENOUGH, STOP SHOOTING
4- Thats expensive tea
5- Left and right agree that they don't like public integrity investigations
6- You're not paranoid when they are corrupt
7- I made 142 million, for nothing
8- Ice bucket challenged
9- Michael Sam sacks Johnny Football; so do the Browns
10- Suge Knight shot as the 90’s attempt revenge

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #82

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Description: 1- Summer break from school shootings to shoot black kids
2- Robin Williams is gone
3- Let's not do stupid shit
4- 2 weeks of not clearing brush
5- Welcome gov and the Klan
6- Do dogs read Craigslist?
7- We’re sick but we hate healthcare
8- We got robbed in a sketchy neighborhood
9- College payers will get paid
10- Welcome to Sturgis I was wrong

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #81

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Description: 1- I've been insulted by Rickles....comedy careers complete
2- Sarah Palin TV, cheaper than your porn site
3- Constitution smonstitution, I’m Rand Paul
4- Right of the right
5- Obama vs Israel
6- Canadian Sopranos meet Maury Povich
7- Rob Ford might be the smart one in family
8- Sexy teacher teaches boys sex
9- Sterling's out but we’re stuck with Stephen A
10- Thor’s a woman Capt America’s black The Tea Partys mad

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #80

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Description: 1- Schools out No Shootings
2- What a pretty convict you have
3- Ann Coulter hates soccer so it must be good
4- Tea party Vs Tea Party decided by black people? Only in America
5- Dick Cheney vs EVERYBODY
6- What the founding fathers meant was, read and think for yourselves

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #79 - Lookin for Good News

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Description: 1- Lookin for good news, found shootings
2- Seattle, Oregon, Vegas...I can't keep up
3- They’re not school shootings, they’re shootings that took place at a school
4- Shootings and racism are like hot dogs and apple pie
5- Obama palling around with terrorists again
6- Long beard, you must be terrorist, or Duck hunter
7- New bible endorsed by same Jesus that brought you guns
8- Obama multitasking started Iraq war while engineering economic collapse
9- C’mon Eric Cantor let's vote down Obamacare one last time
10- Congrats San Antonio
11- Congrats LA Kings
12- World Cup, it’s the greatest game blah blah blah
13- Whooping Cough is here....take that Bird Flu

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #78

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Description: 1- I’m not psychic
2- Cowards, featuring Joe The Plumber
3- #yesallwomen because we men need to know
4- I brought my gun to a restaurant
5- Fewer guns vs more racism, only in America
6- Australia did it
7- Goodbye Maya Angelou we love you, we miss you and we need you

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #77 - Guns Gunz Gunz

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Description: 1- We register cars, don't we?
2- Hello police? There's an armed militia next door
3- Insane, meet more insane
4- Race has nothing, I mean everything to do with it
5- A word from an expert
6- Guns as free speech
7- Your argument could kill me

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #76 - Sterling is the New Rust

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Description: 1- Donald Sterling's racist rant cost him the Clippers
2- Adam Silver don’t play
3- Gold-digger’s gotta dig
4- Cliven who?
5- Sarah’s crazy Supreme court is dangerous
6- A living wage might cost you your other job, dinosaurs wore saddles and other repub myths
7- Sorry PJ maybe Tesla will make a chainsaw

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #75 - Guests Roy Wood Jr. and Al Jackson

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Description: 1- Women aim too low
2- Patriotic domestic terror
3- Designed to be unintelligent
4- Planned Grand Parenthood
5- Laws are sexy

Title: Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention? #74 - Hello Captain Obvious

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Description: 1- Stabbing is better than shooting
2- Repubs appeal to racists? Say it ain’t so
3- Poor people better learn to buy drugs on lower minimum wage
4- 3 reasons I like republicans